women should not be drafted into the US military
nobody should be drafted into the US military
nobody should be forced to participate in imperialist violence.
tbh sometimes I wonder exactly how much Welcome to Night Vale had an influence on our sort of weird casual surrealist humor (cryptids, cursed images, “self care is drinking six redbulls behind a 7-Eleven and fist fighting god”, dark kmart, etc.)
u know how the moon looks so good irl but looks terrible in every pic… me but without looking good irl
me: *makes small mistake*
me, swinging from the chandelier and clutching an entire bottle of vodka in my hand: im a fuck up im a fuck up im a fuck up im a fuck up im a fu
it’s not your fault, some things will just happen in their own time regardless of your best plans
someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone
me: here come the tears
me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
